“I was down at CVS; I had a rather odd assortment of items I needed to get. I had to get a litre of Jack Daniel’s, a two-litre bottle of Coca-Cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank CDR discs. And I thought it would be awesome if everyday in the morning I went and bought those same four things for like six months, just to develop this really weird reputation with the staff there, where they’d be like, “Hold on a second, man: this guy drink a litre of Jack and Coke every day. He has sex twelve times a day, and then burns ten blank CDs?! Ten blank CDs?! Ten discs!? That’s like 7.5 gigs a day, what kind of data is he backing up? Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to get an external hard drive at this point? Is he burning music? Would it make more sense just to get an iPod? Maybe he’s making mix CDs for all these girls that he’s fucking. Two of those girls ain’t getting CDs, though. Which two are those?! Which two don’t get the CDs?!”
Intimate Moments on a Sensual Evening
(via cumber-snatched)
